Interesting MATHEMATICS EQUATION

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH

• A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
• A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

• A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
• A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
• A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
• A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS

• To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
• To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot
more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

• A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
• A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

• A woman has the last word in any argument.
• Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Now, the final & funniest equation:

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy

Donkey = eat + sleep

Hence, Human = Donkey + work + enjoy

if, Human – enjoy = Donkey + work

in other words,

 

Human that don’t know enjoy = donkey that work

Men = eat + sleep + earn money

Donkeys = eat + sleep

Hence, Men = Donkeys + earn money

if Men – earn money = Donkeys

in other words,

Men that don’t earn money = Donkeys

Women = eat + sleep + spend

Donkeys = eat + sleep

Hence, Women = Donkeys + spend

if, Women – spend = Donkeys

In other words,

Women that don’t spend = Donkeys

Summary:

Men earn money not to let women become donkeys!

Women spend not to let men become donkeys!

Men + Women = 2 Donkeys

 

Wish all the donkeys happy forever.

 

Deaths That Made Even Top Doctors Wonder…

Hi friends, 

Enough of stories, now time to enjoy some Joke… 

DEATHS THAT MADE EVEN TOP DOCTORS WONDER…

This case happened in a hospital’s Intensive care ward where Patients always died in the same bed and on all Sunday morning at 11a.m, regardless of their medical condition.

This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths took place at 11 AM.

So a world-wide expert team was constituted and they decided to go down to the ward to investigate the cause of the incidents. So on the next Sunday morning few minutes before 11 a.m. all doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves

what the terrible phenomenon was all about ………………

Just when the clock struck 11…

and then……

 

 

 
then…..

 

 

 

 
then……..

 

 

 

 

 

 

Santa Singh, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and Unplugged the life support system & plugged in the vacuum cleaner

 

Boyfriends Birthday Gifts – Joke 2 ENJOY

Hello Everyone, 

Wanna Laugh… Just Read this forwarded mail.

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Four friends, who hadn’t seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party

After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room.

Those who remained talked about their kids.

The first guy said, ‘My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he’s the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday.’

The second guy said, ‘Darn, that’s terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, then went to f light school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets He’s so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday.‘

The third man said: ‘Well, that’s terrific! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion.‘

The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from the restroom and asked: ‘What are all the congratulations for?‘ 

One of the three said: ‘We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. …What about your son?‘

The fourth man replied: ‘My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub.‘

The three friends said: ‘What a shame… what a disappointment .‘

The fourth man replied: ‘No, I’m not ashamed. He’s my son and I love him. And he hasn’t done too bad either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends.‘