ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
- A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
- A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
- A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
- A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
- A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
- A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
- To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
- To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot
more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
- A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
- A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
- A woman has the last word in any argument.
- Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Now, the final & funniest equation:
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep
Hence, Human = Donkey + work + enjoy
if, Human – enjoy = Donkey + work
in other words,
Human that don’t know enjoy = donkey that work
Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Hence, Men = Donkeys + earn money
if Men – earn money = Donkeys
in other words,
Men that don’t earn money = Donkeys
Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Hence, Women = Donkeys + spend
if, Women – spend = Donkeys
In other words,
Women that don’t spend = Donkeys
Summary:
Men earn money not to let women become donkeys!
Women spend not to let men become donkeys!
Men + Women = 2 Donkeys
Wish all the donkeys happy forever.
